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walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye

How did these two even win the hunger games?

frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

unbearables:

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

  • i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
  • i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
  • i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
  • i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
  • this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

thinking about using these

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

crispyweave:

do she got a booty?

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she dooooooooooooooo

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joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

bigfatnigga:

DON’T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OK IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS AND MAKES THEM INSECURE DON’T MAKE FUN OF ANYONE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

morsmordre-x:

Harry Potter Etymology | Colin Creevey

COLIN: Means “youth, child, or victor.” Also means “young dog,” which fits his devotion to Harry.

CREEVEY: A common surname. From Irish origin, meaning ‘prolific’ – possibly a reference to the creevey brothers’ persistence or from “Creeve” =”to burst,” suggesting the Creevey brothers’ excitability.

thingsaredifferenthere:

supernatural-black-hole:

superwholock678:

silentyetfriendly:


This here is a real gun. See?

anyone else love how Sam didn’t react

Pretty sure he reacted with a bitchface

pretty sure he was thinking of the little piece of wood that hit his head

THAT PIECE OF WOOD.

thingsaredifferenthere:

supernatural-black-hole:

superwholock678:

silentyetfriendly:

This here is a real gun. See?

anyone else love how Sam didn’t react

Pretty sure he reacted with a bitchface

pretty sure he was thinking of the little piece of wood that hit his head

THAT PIECE OF WOOD.

lucyzephyr:

saucefactory:

OH, COULSON.

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED.

ARE YOU.

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED AND HATING YOURSELF.

ARE YOU.

will forever be the best thing to come out of this fandom