The Lovely Ms. Bridget
Links
will the owner of a green eyed high functioning sociopathic pansexual hobbit please collect her from the TARDIS? She has been harassing the Avengers about her political and social beliefs. To order please call 1666-2Y5-24601. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Follow this blog and receive absolutely nothing absolutely free when you pay shipping and handling! ORDER NOW!

engrprof:

runecestershire:

tyreenosaurusrex:

In honor of Shakespeare’s 450th birthday, I would like to take this moment and share a profound quotation from the bard:

image

Such mastery of the English language.

Remember that when this goes down, they are indoors.

polonius: A yes man before it had a name

janisnotbritish:

poco-loki:

an apple

image

a day

image

keeps the doctor 

image

away

image

but if 

image

the doctor

image

is cute

image

screw

image

the

image

fruit

image

and the doctor

freckled-tree:

misscokebottleglasses:

Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.

Jesus christ you’re cute

(x)

thedauntlessbrave:

takshammy:

willyciraptor:

forkanna:

somethinginthenothing:

why-i-love-comics:

Injustice: Year Two - “Chapter 13”

written by Tom Taylor
art by Bruno Redondo

That’s incredibly sad…

Holy shit, Harley…

love for harley quinn increasing

SHES SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER
THE SADDEST FUCKING CLOWN EVER

Best villain ever.

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

Some white people are so privileged, they expect sympathy for their guilt.

–(via smidgetz)

codeinewarrior:

i guess this dog lives here #NoLimits